Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

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    #5081     Jul 5, 2009
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    #5082     Jul 5, 2009
  3. This one made me think of Nutmeg. I think it's why I hate it. :D

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    #5083     Jul 5, 2009
  4. One of my alltime faves, delivered by an unlikely jokester.......

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    #5084     Jul 5, 2009
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    #5085     Jul 5, 2009
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    #5086     Jul 5, 2009
  7. fhl

    fhl

    What's the difference between a blue prius and a pile of rotting corpses?

    I don't have a blue prius in my garage.
     
    #5087     Jul 6, 2009
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    Joke needs to be updated. Especially if you've seen a recent picture of Bardot.

    Young guys, we need somebody w/ long hair, someone with a mustache, and a beautiful woman very comfortable with her sexuality (round heeled, they used to say.)

    Rennick used to tell this joke with Valentino, Fairbanks, and Clara Bow.
     
    #5089     Jul 7, 2009
  10. Oh vey! That guy reminds me of my tax accountant, I just relived an April 15th nightmare. Same joke, same size, ahhh com'on give it to me straight whadda I owe, enuf with the jokes already.
     
    #5090     Jul 7, 2009