Jokes 2

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Funny Clips Starring Mr Bean

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4cmrMJul1g

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T403eJoOcE&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCGeCndccQ4&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVltt7pqHEc&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ily9jQtyvA&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ujo0ME_pOsM&feature=fvw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Omhy1ZumsPQ&feature=related

 

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Tradition, Cont'd

 

A woman scanned the 20 guests at a party and spotted an attractive man
standing alone.

She approached him. "Hello" she said. "My name is Carmen Gold."

"That's a beautiful name" he said, "Is it a family name?"

"No", she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most
in life, Cars, Men and Fine Jewelry.

"What's your Name?" she asked.

He replied, "B.J. Titsengolf."

 

'It's by doing nothing in particular that you become nobody in particular.'

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http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2005/07/stop_questionin.html

and

http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2005/07/stop_comparing_.html

and

http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/jihad_funtime/

 

When I visited the psychiatrist last week he asked me to say the first thing that came into my head.

Apparently "Father Josephs cock" was not an appropriate answer.