You just can't get any respect if you are the president of Zambia: http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=CNG.1238a91ad4198d1b19148e150db81cec.4b1&show_article=1
Two scientists walk into a bar, and decide to have a drinking contest. The first walks up to the barmaid and says, "I'll have a glass of H2O, please." The second scientist says, "I'll have a glass of H2O, too." Needless to say, the first scientist won. ---------------------- For those of you who don't understand, I'll be explaining various parts of jokes, maybe even start a new section called Nutmeg explains jokes forum, we could all join in and guess what stuff means just like we do in the real forums (trading, economics, etc.). For the few on ET who are not rocket scientists H2O too is hydrogen peroxide.
Does anyone get the feeling they named oranges before they named carrots? "Whats this?" "Well, it's orange. It's an orange." "Well what about this?" "Awh shit, guess it can't be an orange."
You should warn of the dangers of that nasty chemical Dihydrogen Monoxide while yer at it. Used in toxic chemical processes in many third world countries where they can escape the laws of civilization. http://www.dhmo.org/
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He's talking about H2O too - aka H2O2 Which is basically heavily oxygenated water = hydrogen peroxide... weak acid, bleaching agent, rocket propellant, etc etc Yeahhh... Got a few As in various kinds of Chemistry ~100 years ago
Why Does This Old Rhyme Reminds Me So Much Of Our Politics? Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps, Bug-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants! I'm about to tell you a story I've never heard before, So pull up a chair and sit on the floor. Admission is free, so pay at the door. One fine day, in the middle of the night, two, dead boys got up to fight. Back to back, they faced each other, drew their swords and shot at each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise, and saved the lives of the two dead boys. If you don't believe my lies are true, ask the blind man, he saw it too!