Jokes 2

Aaaahahahaha!, nutmeg you are crazy!

 

When I left the dollar store, somebody stole our car. I asked my wife if she saw who it was. She said, "No, but I did get the license number".

 

I can't believe all the stuff she bought for the kids at the dollar store. Coloring books, toys, games, chips, drinks. I told her, our kids are spoiled. She said, "All kids smell that way."

 

This, perhaps, is the gem of 900 posts. Unbelievably brilliant.

The other guy is writing a book, Nut, and your stuff isn't fitting profile. "Jokes of ET" or,"stuff we stole from other people that we thought was funny", to be followed by, "Jokesters of ET", featuring Nut featuring his nuts in the centerfold.

 

It was because of my father that from the ages of seven to fifteen, I thought that my name was Jesus Christ.

 

And then there was your middle name, but there's no sense in going there.

 

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Slap Chop Rap!



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You couldn't be more wrong.

There are many types of jokes and nutmeg specializes in live ones, some of which are really funny in their own way.

Keep it up nutmeg