Have you ever noticed that you never see anyone trying to use their right to freedom of speech to say something nice or well informed?
Man complains his pizza has no topping - until he realises it is upside down. After admitting, "I look like a fool" he goes on to complain that the box should have been marked with instructions, saying which way up it should be held.
Another Great Classic Answering the phone, the priest was surprised to hear the caller introduce herself as an IRS auditor. âBut we do not pay taxes,â the priest said. âIt isnât you, Father, itâs one of your parishioner, Sean McCullough. He indicates on his tax return that he gave a donation of $150,000 to the church last year. Is this, in fact, the truth? I would like to know for sure before the start of his audit which is scheduled for next Tuesday.â The priest smiled broadly. âThe check hasnât arrived yet, but Iâm sure Iâll have it before you get here, as soon as I remind dear Sean...â
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