What I love about these is, I've told this joke for twenty years (not to too many people, I might add), and when I told it, it was a Chief Petty Officer in WW II back from year long cruise, and it was a case beer. The punch line was "you want 'em opened, don't you?" So, we know at least where it came from, and definitely it is a classic. Thanks for bringing it back to me, which shows you how messed up I am. Oh course, the book end for this one is the hooker with the wooden eye who hooks up with the sailor. Anyone???
While I wouldn't want to . . . err. . .out the punchline, I expect surely everybody has heard this one, right?
Ever had one of those e-mails about penis enlargements? It's funny how they always know who to send it to.
Oh course, the book end for this one is the hooker with the wooden eye who hooks up with the sailor. Anyone??? ------------------------------------------------- And that one goes with, "checking for bees".
A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist "do you sell extra large condoms?" the pharmicist replies "yes we do" to which the woman replies "ok, I will just wait for someone to buy them"
When I came home today, my wife said "I hope we don't need a new paper shredder". The top of my paper shredder was upside down on top of my desk with a knife stuck in it.