Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Killed me
    Http://www.instantrimshot.com
     
    #4791     May 22, 2009
  2. What I love about these is, I've told this joke for twenty years (not to too many people, I might add), and when I told it, it was a Chief Petty Officer in WW II back from year long cruise, and it was a case beer. The punch line was "you want 'em opened, don't you?"

    So, we know at least where it came from, and definitely it is a classic. Thanks for bringing it back to me, which shows you how messed up I am.

    Oh course, the book end for this one is the hooker with the wooden eye who hooks up with the sailor. Anyone???
     
    #4792     May 22, 2009
  3. TGregg

    TGregg

    While I wouldn't want to . . . err. . .out the punchline, I expect surely everybody has heard this one, right?
     
    #4793     May 22, 2009
  4. Ever had one of those e-mails about penis enlargements?

    It's funny how they always know who to send it to.
     
    #4794     May 23, 2009
  5. Oh course, the book end for this one is the hooker with the wooden eye who hooks up with the sailor. Anyone???
    -------------------------------------------------

    And that one goes with, "checking for bees".
     
    #4795     May 23, 2009
  6. fhl

    fhl

    I heard about this guy that's in a coma---he's living the dream.
     
    #4796     May 23, 2009
  7. Give. This one escapes me.


    "out the punchline........"
    http://www.instantrimshot.com
     
    #4797     May 23, 2009
  8. I already gave away the punch line.:D
     
    #4798     May 23, 2009
  9. A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist
    "do you sell extra large condoms?"

    the pharmicist replies "yes we do"

    to which the woman replies "ok, I will just wait for someone to buy them"
     
    #4799     May 23, 2009
  10. When I came home today, my wife said "I hope we don't need a new paper shredder".

    The top of my paper shredder was upside down on top of my desk with a knife stuck in it.
     
    #4800     May 23, 2009