Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. The rest of the world is in recession, France is in retreat.
     
    #4701     May 12, 2009
  2. Yannis

    Yannis

    #4702     May 13, 2009
  3. I have decided to produce and sell a strong alcoholic drink called "Responsibly".

    That way everyone in the country can get shit faced drinking responsibly.

    And all the other drinks makers will be advertising for me on their cans with the slogan "please drink responsibly".

    Probably will piss off the government as well.
     
    #4703     May 13, 2009
  4. I have decided to produce and sell a strong alcoholic drink called "Responsibly".

    That way everyone in the country can get shit faced drinking responsibly.

    And all the other drinks makers will be advertising for me on their cans with the slogan "please drink responsibly".

    Probably will piss off the government as well.
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    ingenious.
     
    #4704     May 13, 2009
  5. Yannis

    Yannis

    It's almost like that politician who wanted to change his name to "None Of The Above" but the courts wouldn't let him... :)
     
    #4705     May 13, 2009
  6. fhl

    fhl

    Hey, it worked for the guy that opened a store in a mall and called it 'Mall Entrance', so go for it!
     
    #4706     May 13, 2009
  7. What do you call Bob The Builder in a recession?

    Bob
     
    #4707     May 13, 2009
  8. True Story:

    Man's vanity tag read "NO TAG" and he never paid a parking meter. Finally the city caught up with him and his tactic and asked the state to recall his tag. They made him get another license plate.
     
    #4708     May 13, 2009
  9. Yannis

    Yannis

    What do you call the guy who just hangs there?

    Art

    What do you call the guy who lets everybody step all over him?

    Matt

    What do you call the guy who's always asking for money?

    Bill

    etc etc

    :) :) :)
     
    #4709     May 13, 2009
  10. 2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia.
    2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian horse racing.
    2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of people around the globe.



    It gets worse next year... 2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong?
     
    #4710     May 13, 2009