Jokes 2

I was stuck in traffic yesterday on the I-90 and saw a sign "Roadwork Ahead- Delays possible until Feb 2010".

Fortunately I was only held up for 7 hours.

 

Q.What did the brown gerbil say to the white gerbil?

A.You're new here aren't you.

 

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up.
The husband said, 'Who was that?'
The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.'

() (I'm working on my emoticons)

 

If I was going to fuck any animal, it would be a horse.

Then at least you're guaranteed a ride home the morning after.

 

Why do we need France on our side against Al Qaeda and Osama?

So the French can show them how to surrender.

 

My son came out of the closet recently. My wife was absolutely furious, he was wearing her bra and panties.

I think she was jealous because it's the first time I've got a hard-on in months...

 

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I finally finally understand these men who worship fat women!

My wife just reached the 300 lb mark and its fucking great. It takes her so long to get up the stairs, my neighbour's out the window before she gets to the top.