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swine flu commercial 1976


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Obama said some of the job-seekers who may normally have gone to the financial sector would shift to other areas of the economy, such as engineering.

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I didn't even know Amtrak was hiring.

 

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A skeleton walks into a bar and says "Gimme a beer and a mop."

 

Medieval Tech Support

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOorZQLsmuA&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUQRbqc2qtY&feature=related

 

Is Susan Boyle, Jack Black?

 

Yo Nutmeg, have you ever seen both of them in the same place at the same time? No. There ya go.

 

At the shareholders meeting in Nebraska, investor Warren Buffett said the US government is taking the right steps to aid economic recovery.

Everyone agreed with him, which is hardly surprising.

Americans can never say no to a Buffett.

 

Yeah, and my wife's aunt is still paralyzed on her left side from that same shot in '76 or '77!