A teacher in Dover , Delaware asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny. The teacher asked little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again. Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.' The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?' Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.' The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.' Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?' With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me an Obama fan.'
From the Movie: The Seven Little Foys (1955) Bob Hope plays the role of Eddie Foy. James Cagney plays the role of George M. Cohan. James Cagney was actually four years older than Bob Hope. The real George Cohan was about 12 years younger than the real Eddie Foy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOoNOs8Ql28
That is amazing. So natural, like breathing or singing. Makes me want to dust off my trumpet and give it a try. Of course, simple isn't easy. Thanks for posting.
As a trumpet player myself, I first thought it was a fake horn like they use at some military funerals. Never saw anyone play with so little effort.
COURAGE? How do you define courage? Is it to fight a bull in a bullfight? Is it to drive a formula 1 car? Is it to fly a fighter in combat? Is it to practice free falling parachuting? Is it bungee jumping, wild water rafting? Is it to gamble your salary on a coin toss? Is it to insult the doorman in a bar? Is it to insult your boss? Is it to go on a defective Ferris wheel? Bull, ........those are nothing! THIS is COURAGE! <img src=http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=2408736
In order to avoid contracting swine flu, the world health organisation recommends staying away from areas where large numbers of people gather. Like Paris Hilton's vagina. -------------------------------- I can never get a seat on the subway. So today a wore a sombrero and box of kleenex to work
Not ten years ago most people when asked when we would see the first Black President of the United States gave the typical answer "when pigs fly." Sure enough, 100 days after Obama is elected, Swine Flu.
"Sell in May, Go Away" If you google "Sell in May, go Away - May Not Apply This Year" you should find hits where this has been said every year. Sort of Like- Merry Christmas- Bah Humbug.