Jokes 2

New French Tank:

1500hp/6speeds:

1 forward
5 reverse

 

and the forward gear is just in case someone attacks them from the rear

 

Reflections on the bailout by that noted philosopher, Maxine:


Hell, back in 1990, the Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it. They failed and it closed.

Now we are trusting the economy of our country and our banking system to the same nit-wits who couldn't make money running a whore house and selling whiskey

DS

 

Problem was, the government people are experts at doing the screwing, not getting screwed. Now, if we had an institution that was based on getting @$$-raped, why the feds would be THE dominant players. And look, we do. It's called the Federal Penitentiary System.

 

Captain's log...slightly larger than usual today, required two wipes.

 

IF WE COULD JUST TALK ABOUT RACE ISSUES

We need to start a dialogue in this country, ask each other questions. For example, 'Hey white man, why are you so tense and afraid?' Then he can ask, 'Hey black man, how'd you get into my house?'And then the healing begins."

 

Is that before or after the shooting ?

 

OK, LOL...this is actually fun. How about a contest to see how others see Nutmeg and Flytiger, No cheating....


Don

 

My Chocolate Chip Cookie Recipe

* One pound of chocolate chip cookies.

 

About Dr. Smith

A new nurse at a hospital was perplexed by Dr. Smith’s behavior. Off and on throughout her shift Dr. Smith would run up and down the hallway, yelling, “Tetanus, measles, flu”!

Very curious, the nurse asked the head nurse, “Why does Dr. Smith keep doing that?”

“Oh, just ignore him,” the head nurse said. ”He thinks he calls all the shots around here!”