Jokes 2

Who Said The Brits Have No Talent?

I read about this woman. She lives alone with her cat, has never been kissed, and had a disability that caused her to be ridiculed a lot of her life. I think she'll now have the last laugh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY

 

Don't Stretch After Running

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDbwuo3qxnU&feature=related

 

Bad Ass Rabbit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEgNe89IzjE

 

thanks for that.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3SkPFhHV70

:eek: Not good to drink too much

 

WHERE DID THE WHITE MAN GO WRONG? TOUGH TO ARGUE WITH THIS ONE . .



Indian Chief 'Two Eagles' was asked by a white U.S. government
official, 'You have observed
the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological
advances. You've seen
his progress, and the damage he's done.'
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, 'Considering all these events, in your
opinion, where did the white man go wrong?'

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then
calmly replied:
'When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt,
plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water.
Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day
hunting and fishing; all night having sex.'

Then the chief leaned back and smiled 'Only white man dumb enough to
think he could improve system like that.'

 

ROFL.

Don

 

I got an e mail today.

"Check out What I'm giving you for my Birthday"


Because today is my 28th birthday and I want you guys to not only get my real-time trade alerts, but also my daily premarket watchlists, so I'm slashing an annual subscription to TIMalerts from $297 to $197 for the next week only.

Woo Hoo.





When my birthday comes around I'll tell you what I'm going to:

I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday For A Hamburger Today!

edit:

Etymology is from the cartoon "Popeye", where the character Wimpy would frequently utter this phrase. He was a glutton, and would consume burgers at a ferocious rate but could rarely pay for his habit.

The phrase implies the underlying feeling that the person will unlikely actually pay for the hamburger (or whatever) on Tuesday (or ever, for that matter.

 

I think that rabbit is female and protecting her new babies from the snake.

 

...So that's what little boys are made of

http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/news/article-1170385/-So-thats-little-boys-of.html

Very funny pictures of kids doing no so funny things if you are a parent