You are killing me man. You're an almost lethal palakari. Slapped the turk!!! my father would have loved it. All pouli kala. And the list. Wow!!!
The Value Of Good Communication A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh! Weâll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explained. "He was a Comm major in college, and I studied theater arts... He communicates really well, and I just act like I'm listening."
1. Open a new file in your computer. 2. Name it 'Barack Obama'. 3. Send it to the Recycle Bin. 4. Empty the Recycle Bin. 5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?' 6. Firmly Click 'Yes.' 7. Feel better? GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi!
A democrat drives into Texas with a brand new Mercedes and is stopped by a bunch of Texan men. They open the door and pull the democrat out of the car and say, "who do you think you are driving a mercedes in Texas, eh?" they draw a circle in the dirt and tell the democrat to stand in it, and if he steps out of the circle they will beat the crap out of him. While he stands in the circle the Texans start beating up his car with bats and rakes. after 5 minutes they look back at him and see that he is giggling. they dont know why but they continue to break up the car, now stripping it and taking parts off. once again they look back at him to see that he is laughing even more. still, they proceed until all is left is a bunch of broken metal. finally they look at him once more, and he's laughing his butt off. one of the guys ask him, "we just took your $70,000 mercedes apart!! why are you laughing?!" then the democrat said, "i stepped out of the circle three times and you didn't see me!"