Jokes 2

My girlfriend has decided to give up sex for lent.

I learned the true meaning of Palm Sunday.

 

hahaha a clever joke forsooth

 

Birthdays from Wikipedia

Albert A. Gore, Jr. (31 March 1948)
Hillary Rodham (26 October 1947)
John F. Kerry (11 Dec 1943)
William J. Clinton (19 Aug 1946)
Howard Dean (17 Nov 1948)
Nancy Pelosi (26 Mar 1940)
Dianne Feinstein (22 Jun 1943)
Charles E. Schumer (23 Nov 1950)
Barbara Boxer (11 Nov 1940)

 

Little Johnny is in the bath with his Dad when he says, "Daddy, why is my willy different from yours?"

His Dad replies, "Well, for a start, son, yours isn't erect."

 

I hate it when the clocks go forward an hour- it means for a week afterwards I get my usual morning erection when I'm on the bus to work.

 

Change of tune in the Everglades ?

It used to be - if the gators dont get you the scitters will

to

If the Maydoffs dont get you the IRS will

 

I don't get the joke. What's funny about their birthdays?

 

Good Move

After a few laughs, some wild dansing and many drinks at the bar, Chuck, Bob and Joe asked their hot new acquaintance, Tina, if they could see her home...

So she showed them a picture of it.

 

It took the coroner over 15 hours to get the smile off his face.

 

And a scapel was required before he could pull the pants up on the corpse.