Jokes 2

Silence Is Good

A man called his doctor and said, “Doctor, I think that my wife has come down with a case of laryngitis. She hasn't spoken to me in a few days...”

“Bring her into the office, then” the doctor said, “and I’ll see what I can do to treat the condition.”

“Actually, I was hoping you could tell me how to prolong it!”

 

"When your mission is to restore honor and integrity to the White House, you've got to be willing to use any means necessary."

— Paul Begala, former advisor to Bill Clinton

 

In response to Obama's complaint that FOX News doesn't show enough Black people on their network, FOX has announced that they will now air "America's Most Wanted" TWICE a week.

 

BTW that really was a complaint about Cops. Too many black "suspects".

 

Ridiculous, Sort Of

http://www.legit.dk/pages/125.aspx

 

Brazilian carnival queen 2009 paints sign of obama on her leg. No sign of bush.

 

Not Funny Per Se, But Very Interesting

http://video.nymag.com/index.jsp?fr_story=a0815da257956b42cfd3a0942ecd1d0f929d4c68

 

a class trip to remember

 

I went to the library today and asked for a book on Tourette's.

The librarian says, "Fuck off, you cunt."

I said, "Yep, that's the one."

 

My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her.

So I hit her over the head with my Xbox