A young man walking along the Pier notices an old man with his shoes off, trouser legs rolled up, legs dangling in the sea and fishing with an imaginary rod. Puzzled the young man asks, " What are you doing?" The old man replies, " Fishing for cunts ". "Sounds good. Can I join you?", replied the young man. "Of course you can". The young man sits down and casts an imaginary rod out, and then says, "So how many cunts have you caught today?" The old man replies, " You're the third this morning".
Soon we will celebrate our 25th Valentines Day together. My wife and I still look at each other the same way we did when we got married. Like two strangers who think they could do better.
So this blind guy walks into a bar... Well... An iron bar... Well alright a 5 iron... That I may or may not have been holding... At some speed... And that's exactly how it happened your honour!
You are walking down the street in New York City with $10 of disposable income in your pocket. You come to a corner with a hot dog vendor on one side and a beggar on the other. The beggar looks remotely like Tim Geithner and heâs been drinking; the hot dog vendor looks like an upstanding citizen. How, if at all, do you distribute the $10 in your pocket, and why?
I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?
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