Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

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    #4071     Feb 10, 2009
  2. Humpy

    Humpy

    Didn't know he got to Oz
     
    #4072     Feb 10, 2009
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    #4073     Feb 10, 2009
  4. fhl

    fhl

    Q: Why didn't the Kentucky man want his son to marry a virgin?


    A: Because if she isn't good enough for her brothers, she isn't good enough for
    our family.
     
    #4074     Feb 10, 2009
  5. fhl

    fhl

    Why do all the trees in Indiana point north?

    Because Michigan sucks and Kentucky blows!
     
    #4075     Feb 10, 2009
  6. fhl

    fhl

    Two Palestinians came over to Israel to buy something to drive, but they only had $10.00 to spend. They looked all over, and finally came upon a car lot with a broken down old camel for sale. They asked the salesman if they could take the camel on a test drive, and he said “Sure.”

    After being gone for a very long period of time, the salesman got worried that they were not coming back, so he called the police. Just as soon as he hung up the phone, the two Palestinians showed up, but without the camel. He asked what happened to the camel, and said the story better be good. The two Palestinians replied, "We were going along down the street just fine, and came upon a stop light, so we did. Then a carload of Israelis pulled up beside us and one said, "Look at those 2 butt holes on that camel". So when we got off the camel to take a look, the camel ran away".
     
    #4076     Feb 10, 2009
  7. Yannis

    Yannis

  8. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO
    paperwork and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where
    skillful hands
    would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the
    local technical college, signed up for classes, attended diligently, and
    learned all he could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the
    gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill.


    When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had
    obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor,
    saying,
    "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but
    I wonder if there is an error in the grade."

    The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine
    apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. "You put the
    engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the
    mark."
    This equaled an A. After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you
    an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never
    seen done in my entire career.
     
    #4078     Feb 10, 2009
  9. Yannis

    Yannis

    The way I heard it, he was a proctologist :)
     
    #4079     Feb 10, 2009
  10. Yep. The way I originally wrote it, it was a proctologist.
     
    #4080     Feb 10, 2009