Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Why did the ox cross the road?

    He wanted to buy a Gucci on Canal street.
     
    #3991     Jan 30, 2009
  2. I have to get a physical tomorrow. When the Doc checks me down below and asks me to "cough" I think I'll have him leave the lights on, not like the last time which is another story.
     
    #3992     Jan 30, 2009
  3. fhl

    fhl


    Hernia good jokes lately?
     
    #3993     Jan 31, 2009
  4. When he checks your prostrate make sure you don't feel two hands on your shoulders.:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
     
    #3994     Jan 31, 2009
  5. The clock is ticking and I still haven't gone yet...... I think they close around 7 or 8 pm.

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    #3995     Jan 31, 2009
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    #3996     Jan 31, 2009
  7. “Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

    If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.

    If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.

    If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.

    If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.

    She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

    So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.”
     
    #3997     Jan 31, 2009
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    Hmnnn... now that I'm reviewing my last two posts we need an edit.

    So, if you give her any crap, be ready with a pitchfork.
     
    #3998     Jan 31, 2009
  9. I went to the Docs but they were too busy, they said come back tomorrow, now I have to wear my best pair of underpants two days in a row.
     
    #3999     Jan 31, 2009
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    #4000     Jan 31, 2009