Jokes 2

Confucious say... "Man who walk through turnstile backward going to Bangkok."

 

In Soviet America, banks rob people because that is where the money is!

 

Not yet, man, that will be after Tuesday

 

I had sex with this girl I met at a club last night. It was inevitable it was going to happen, you could tell, just by the chemistry.

Rohypnol and chloroform.

 

H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.

 

A molecule that is not ionized is unionized.

 

The only thing I remember from Chemistry was not to lick the spoon.

 

AirTraffic: Very Interesting

Put together by a team of Swiss engineers. Each dot represents a specific airplane as it travels to its destination. A 24-hour timeframe has been compressed to fit into this 1-minute video clip. Look what happens as the time passes and day/night rise in each part of the globe.

http://radar.zhaw.ch/resources/airtraffic.wmv

Of course the F-117 Nighthawks or B2 Stealth Bombers cannot be seen in this piece.

 

President Obama is being criticized because his inaugural celebrations are projected to cost the taxpayers over $400 million. When asked about it, Obama explained that Ted Kennedy planned to attend and there was going to be an open bar.

 

Wow.