Good point, same here. But, we, Americans, are such hypocrites: we like "uneventful" but we like "adventurous and unpredictable bastard" more. Look at Minnesota, one of the "serious" states - what kind of an idiot they want to send to the Senate. At this point, I think that those imbeciles deserve Franken, let them have him. No to mention Bill, our "peace and prosperity" [a la Sargeant Schultz] President, who took a deep breath and an oath to reassure us that "he didn't have sex with that woman". Then, the truth came out and they impeached him and disbarred him. Of course, he later went on to make $600 million [so far -- more when H makes some big deals, gets fired and joins him] peddling influence around the globe. Oh well. Btw, whatever happened to Monica L?
A Texas death row inmate with a history of mental problems pulled out his only good eye and told authorities he ate it then asked for a side of fries.
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman." The priest said, âWhat do you mean, almost?â The Irishman said, âWell, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.â The priest said, âRubbing together is the same as putting it in. Youâre not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Maryâs and put $50 in the poor box.â The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, âI saw that. You didnât put any money in the poor box!â The Irishman replied, âYeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, thatâs the same as putting it in!â
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