Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. fhl

    fhl

    Newslines on drudge right now:

    Police: Angry Ohio boy, 4, shoots baby sitter...


    six year old misses bus, takes family car, crashes....
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    funny, eh?
     
    #3791     Jan 6, 2009
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    #3792     Jan 6, 2009
  3. KG and the Heckler


    Heckler: "You stink!"

    Heckler: "You ain't funny!"

    ...
    ...

    Kathy: "You're a f*ing a*hole, buddy!"

    Kathy: "This is where I work! You don't mess with somebody when they are working!"

    Kathy: "I don't go to where you work and knock the dicks out of your mouth!!"
     
    #3793     Jan 6, 2009
  4. I went to see a sick friend in hospital earlier today.

    I found him in the morgue masturbating.
     
    #3794     Jan 6, 2009
  5. My wife said to me "How many times do you jerk off a day?"

    I replied "How many times do you go out a day ?"
     
    #3795     Jan 6, 2009
  6. The wife loves taking it up the ass.

    Which is lucky for her because of some strange freak of nature, she has a cock where her pussy should be.
     
    #3796     Jan 6, 2009
  7. They say that true love is blind.

    So last night, after an argument with my girlfriend, I poked her in the eyes to make up.
     
    #3797     Jan 6, 2009
  8. Anyone have any news on how the armless man did in the jerk off competition?
     
    #3798     Jan 6, 2009
  9. I love my job. The pays not great, but the amount of easy pussy I get is incredible.

    Not sure why I didn't become a babysitter earlier.
     
    #3799     Jan 6, 2009
  10. fhl

    fhl

    A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt, and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan."
    Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins--if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
     
    #3800     Jan 7, 2009