Newslines on drudge right now: Police: Angry Ohio boy, 4, shoots baby sitter... six year old misses bus, takes family car, crashes.... ------------------------------------------------------ funny, eh?
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KG and the Heckler Heckler: "You stink!" Heckler: "You ain't funny!" ... ... Kathy: "You're a f*ing a*hole, buddy!" Kathy: "This is where I work! You don't mess with somebody when they are working!" Kathy: "I don't go to where you work and knock the dicks out of your mouth!!"
My wife said to me "How many times do you jerk off a day?" I replied "How many times do you go out a day ?"
The wife loves taking it up the ass. Which is lucky for her because of some strange freak of nature, she has a cock where her pussy should be.
They say that true love is blind. So last night, after an argument with my girlfriend, I poked her in the eyes to make up.
I love my job. The pays not great, but the amount of easy pussy I get is incredible. Not sure why I didn't become a babysitter earlier.
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt, and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins--if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."