Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. I was in WMT this evening and they announced a store wide employee meeting. I really didn't give it much thought until I was on my way out to the parking lot and I noticed a lot more bicycles in the rack.

    Ahahahahahahahahaha.....
     
    #3761     Dec 30, 2008
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    #3762     Dec 30, 2008
  3. fhl

    fhl

    My wife said, "I hate it when you finish my sentences." So I said, "Period."
     
    #3764     Dec 31, 2008
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    fhl

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    #3765     Dec 31, 2008
  5. Why did the period cross the road?

    Because her husband was on the other side and had heard enough.
     
    #3766     Dec 31, 2008
  6. fhl

    fhl

    HANDY ARABIC PHRASES

    A few handy Arabic phrases translated to English -- in case you're ever kidnapped by terrorists.



    FEKR GABUL CARDAN DAVAT RAEH GUSH DIVAR.= I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie down on the floor with my arms above my head and my legs apart.


    AUTO ARRAREGH DVATEMAN MAMO SEPAHEH-HAST.= It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your car.

    FASHAL-EH TUPEHMAN NA DEGAT MANO GOFTAM CHEESHAYEH MOHEMA RAJEBEH KESHAVAREHMAN.= If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital appendages I will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public.

    KHREL JEPAHEH MANEH VA JAYEII AMRKAHEY.= I will tell you the names and addresses of many American spies travelling as reporters.


    TIKEH NUNEH BA OB KHRELEH BEZORG VA KHRUBE GOYAST INO BERGERAM.= The water-soaked bread crumbs are delicious, thank you. I must have the recipe.
     
    #3767     Dec 31, 2008
  7. JWS11

    JWS11

    #3768     Dec 31, 2008
  8. On New Year's Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. 'What are you doing out here at four o'clock in the morning?' asked the police officer.

    'I'm on my way to a lecture,'

    'And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time on New Year's Eve?' enquired the constable sarcastically.

    'My wife,' slurred Daniel grimly.
     
    #3769     Jan 1, 2009
  9. Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, 'I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?'

    'Aha, you'll know tonight,' answered Max smiling broadly.

    At midnight, as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Jemima and handed her small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: 'The meaning of dreams'
     
    #3770     Jan 1, 2009