Re the market. âThis is worse than a divorceâIâve lost half of my net worth and I still have my wife..â
After graduation from HS, mom asked about my future plans. "I said I'd like to go to college". âWhat would you like to take when you go to college?â she asked. I gave it some thought and glancing around the kitchen, I said, âThe refrigerator, if you can get along without it.â
Classic Roast beef recipe: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done.
Recently on a remote island in the Pacific a Japanese soldier was discovered who didn't know the war was over On the same island an Irishman was discovered who didn't know it had even begun and a drunken Scotsman who wanted to start it all over again
A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class. On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green, However, Bobby, the class rebel, colored the duck in a bright fire truck red. After seeing this, the teacher asked him: "Bobby, how many times have you see a red duck?" To which, young Bobby replied, "The same number of times I've seen a duck holding an umbrella!"
Q. from a crossword - what's often found at the bottom of birdcages ending in it ( 4 letters ) A. grit ( Anyone that thought of a word beginning with s - has a dirty mind and should do 10 press-ups as punishment )
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