Jokes 2

Planning Ahead, Cont'd

A smart wife is one who makes sure she spends so much on herself that her husband can't afford another woman.

 

Quote from nutmeg:

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.
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Now, that's funny!

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This one has become one of my favorites. I'm going to see my shrink this afternoon, I might try it out on him, see what kind of sense of humor he has.

I'm a mystery shopper, I test & rate shrinks, see how well they do.

I can see the report now. "Patient smiles at inappropiate times." Ahhh little does he know. lmao. I'm setting him up for the punch line of my life. (whoa, I'm getting carried away).

 

Ring ring...............

"Thank you for calling the 'Other side of the Road clinical services' if you would like to leave a message the bulbs are in the supply closet"

 

"Patient has extraordinary fear and hatred of people with Alzheimers."

 

Most of us have an extraordinary fear of "the other side..."

 

And Another Take On The "Other Side"

Two blondes yelling at each other across the river:

B1: "HOW DO I GET TO THE OTHER SIDE????"

B2: "YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE!"

 

A man buys life insurance to make sure his wife's second husband doesn't have to work for a living.

 

Our Work Ethic

“How long have you been working here?”
“Ever since the boss threatened to fire me!”