Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    That's strange, I mean what other answer is there?
     
    #3601     Dec 4, 2008
  2. :) :) :)
     
    #3602     Dec 4, 2008
  3. :) :) :)

    :D :D :D
     
    #3603     Dec 4, 2008
  4. Happy man bottle stopper.



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    #3604     Dec 4, 2008
  5. One of my friends has a stutter and a lot of people think that’s a bad thing, but to me that’s just like starting certain words with a drum roll. That’s not an impediment, that’s suspense! What’s he going to say? Car?… or Carnival?… Carburetor?
     
    #3605     Dec 4, 2008
  6. I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen.

    And that’s when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly-swatter.

    And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry.

    And a kid is a lot like a fly eater.
     
    #3606     Dec 4, 2008
  7. TGregg

    TGregg

    Oh please. How about these two winners?

    12 inches of me
    750 ml of Absolut
     
    #3607     Dec 4, 2008
  8. Yannis

    Yannis

    LOL! How true! :)
     
    #3608     Dec 5, 2008
  9. Man. Hope you didn't pay up front.
     
    #3609     Dec 5, 2008
  10. Yannis

    Yannis

    Say It Right

    Three immigrants to the U. S. were just mastering the language. One was telling the others about the difficulty he was having in attempting to start a family. He said, "I think my wife must be impregnable."

    The second said, "that's not the right word, she is clearly inconceivable".

    To which the third replied, "You are both wrong, I'm sure she is unbearable!"

    :) :) :)
     
    #3610     Dec 5, 2008