One of my friends has a stutter and a lot of people think thatâs a bad thing, but to me thatâs just like starting certain words with a drum roll. Thatâs not an impediment, thatâs suspense! Whatâs he going to say? Car?⦠or Carnival?⦠Carburetor?
I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And thatâs when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly-swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a kid is a lot like a fly eater.
Say It Right Three immigrants to the U. S. were just mastering the language. One was telling the others about the difficulty he was having in attempting to start a family. He said, "I think my wife must be impregnable." The second said, "that's not the right word, she is clearly inconceivable". To which the third replied, "You are both wrong, I'm sure she is unbearable!"