When I was 7. I came home from school one day, held up my middle finger, and asked my mother what it meant. ma was pretty shocked and all she said was âShame on you,â followed by, âIf anyone does that to you, just say, âShame on youâ to that person.â A few weeks later we were at the dinner table when Daddy let out a huge belch. Mom reprimanded him by saying, âShame on you.â I gave Dad the finger and said "Mom, you forgot to give Daddy the shame on you sign".
What's the difference between a porcupine and an ambulance chasing BMW carrying three lawyers? -- A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. What's the difference between a stork and an attorney? -- One can stick its bill up its ass, the other one should.
There was a cactus, a porcupine, and another cactus. One cactus said to the other. Who's the prick in the middle?
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