Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

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    #3591     Dec 2, 2008
  2. When I was 7.

    I came home from school one day, held up my middle finger, and asked my mother what it meant.

    ma was pretty shocked and all she said was “Shame on you,” followed by, “If anyone does that to you, just say, ‘Shame on you’ to that person.”

    A few weeks later we were at the dinner table when Daddy let out a huge belch. Mom reprimanded him by saying, “Shame on you.”

    I gave Dad the finger and said "Mom, you forgot to give Daddy the shame on you sign".
     
    #3592     Dec 2, 2008
  3. fhl

    fhl

    What's the difference between a porcupine and an ambulance chasing
    BMW carrying three lawyers?
    -- A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.




    What's the difference between a stork and an attorney?
    -- One can stick its bill up its ass, the other one should.
     
    #3593     Dec 3, 2008
  4. There was a cactus, a porcupine, and another cactus.

    One cactus said to the other.

    Who's the prick in the middle?
     
    #3594     Dec 3, 2008
  5. TGregg

    TGregg

    . Go <A href="http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2008/12/apologetic-mumbai-killers-we-didnt-get-the-memo-about-obama.html">read the rest</a>.
     
    #3595     Dec 3, 2008
  6. Bad news! My app was rejected.





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    #3596     Dec 3, 2008
  7. Yannis

    Yannis

    Another Q&A Session

    Q. Why don't snakes bite lawyers?
    A. Professional courtesy!

    :) :) :)
     
    #3597     Dec 4, 2008
  8. Why did the snake cross the road?

    To take his bar exam.

    Ahahahahahahaha:D :D :D
     
    #3598     Dec 4, 2008

  9. Where's my crayons? I'm going to write that down.
     
    #3599     Dec 4, 2008
  10. Why did the snake cross the road?

    It was probably wondering the same thing when it got squished.
     
    #3600     Dec 4, 2008