Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Two more.


    Menage a'moi

    Fucking Without Complications
     
    #3551     Nov 23, 2008
  2. Impotence slang:

    Taking the gold at the Lake Flaccid Olympics

    Ascension Deficit Disorder

    Less-than-Magic Johnson
     
    #3552     Nov 23, 2008
  3. The Rolling Stones say: "Hey you, get off of my cloud."

    And an Aberdeen sheep farmer says: "Hey McLeod, get off of ma ewe."
     
    #3553     Nov 23, 2008
  4. NoDoji

    NoDoji

    Since traders are self-employed, masturbation could be referred to as "sexually harassing the boss" :p
     
    #3554     Nov 23, 2008
  5. #3555     Nov 24, 2008
  6. Back in 1929 Financial Crash it was said that some Wall Street Stockbrokers and Bankers JUMPED from their office windows and committed suicide when confronted with the news of their firms and clients financial ruin . . . many people were said to almost feel a little sorry for them . . . . . . .









    In 2008 the attitude has changed somewhat:









    <img src="http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=2193280"/>
     
    #3556     Nov 24, 2008
  7. Thanks. I'm going to watch it again on my birthday. I'm really going to celebrate.:D
     
    #3557     Nov 24, 2008
  8. A black guy was walking down the street having to pee something
    awful. There was noplace to go, but he happened to notice a house
    under construction.

    They were in the process of putting on the roof, so there was nobody inside. When he thought no one was looking, he
    sneaked inside the house, went into a corner, and began to take care
    of the problem.

    Just then, the foreman walked in, saw him and said,
    "Hey do you work here?" The black guy replied, "No, man." The
    foreman said to him, "Well then, put down that roll of roofing paper
    and get out of here!".
     
    #3558     Nov 24, 2008
  9. Yannis

    Yannis

    OK you guys, let's be correct here or else someone over there may take offence and surrender prematurely and who wants that? 12 years of French school, way back when, remind me that the correct spelling of the verb "to cry" is "pleurer" ... so there! :)
     
    #3559     Nov 25, 2008
  10. Aaaggghhhh, it's been a while since diving in here....ROFL.


    Don :D
     
    #3560     Nov 25, 2008