In the begining there was nothing and God said 'Let there be light', and there was still nothing but everybody could see it.
I saw a homeless man crying. I felt bad. I asked the man why he is crying. The homeless man replied, "I have been homeless for 3 years, I have had this cup infront of me for three years, and I havent gotten a dime put in it for three years. I looked down at the homeless mans cup and saw that the lid was still on it. I just walked on.
Some random facts about homeless people They don't have a home. When homeless people sneeze, they ejaculate. Somewhere in the world, a homeless person is sneezing right now. They make jokes about us behind our backs
THE Worst Best Man Ever? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjEOD39tLiM&feature=related http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig3aEbVug_Q&NR=1
A one-dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much." The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?" The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff, church, church, church."