Yannis, Cool collection of jokes; I offer this one from the other side: "The question she [Palin] keeps asking at all of the rallies is, 'Who is Barack Obama?' You know what, genius, maybe if you'd picked up a newspaper in the last year you'd know. He's the guy who's kicking your ass." --Bill Maher Seneca
"You know, an article in the Washington Post today said that some medical experts believe Joe Biden may have had Botox. In fact, you know how they could tell? His expression didn't change when they asked him about his hair plugs." --Jay Leno
Being Angry At High Taxes A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. âOur flag symbolizes our taxes,â the man said. âWe get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them.â âThatâs the same with us, the American said, âonly we see stars, too.â
Hillary, Nancy Pelosi, and Michelle Obama were walking down the beach when a seagull dumps a load on Nancy Pelosi. Hillary says "I'll go and get some toilet paper." When she left, Michelle Obama turns to Nancy Pelosi and says, "Boy, is she ever stupid. By the time she gets back, that seagull will be miles away."
The first time Cheney met Nancy he said "Somebody throw a stick on the floor and see if she brings it back".
I remember working in the hardware store and some lady came in and wanted to buy a Canadian Flag. I showed it to her and she asked if it came in different colors. I sent her over to the True Value hardware and said they had them in different colors. We only have red in stock.