Joe Biden spent the day reading to preschoolers ... and the kids actually said that Biden lacked warmth and failed to articulate a clear message.
This just happened. I was in the bathroom, was about to brush my teeth and looking at myself in the mirror I said "I love you" and smiled at myself... I felt good. after a few moments had passed without notice or knowing where it came from I blurted out "I love you too" and burst up laughing. The absurdity of the moment was really something special... Not sure what that meant but I thought it was funny and could be shared on this 'we do not judge too harshly if you are an idiot' forum.....
It's healthy to have an inner love of self. You cannot possibly care for others without a good dose of self respect that allows you the empathy to care for others of the species. But this is fucked up.
"John Mccain accused Barrack Obama of being on both sides of an issue. And Obama replied, 'No, I'm not ... but there is some truth to that.' "
When democratic Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi went to Syria, she said she found some common ground to talk about with the Syrians. I guess they told each other Bush jokes for a few hours.
There's that old joke where in the middle of a Senate session, a senator yells at another senator: "You are a liar!" and the other one answers: "Yes, but hear me out!!"
I know it's a repeat, but I love this joke An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Bubba: I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love, Dad A few days later, he received a letter from his son. Dear Dad: For heaven's sake, Dad, don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES. Love, Bubba At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local Police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day, the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Dad: Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. It's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love, Bubba
One day Joe Biden was visiting Queen Elizabeth and she decided to take him for a tour of London in the Royal Carriage. The carriage was being pulled by six Royal Stallions and one of them suddenly passed gas. It sounded like a 21-gun salute it was so loud! The smell permeated the inside of the carriage and the Queen was totally devastated. "I appoligize profusely for the terrible smell inside the carriage", she said. "Oh, that's alright", said Joe, "for a minute there I thought it was the horse!"