Right Vs Wrong The only seat available on the train that was rushing through the Italian North was directly adjacent to an expensively dressed middle aged French woman and the seat was being used by her dog. The weary American traveler asked, "Ma'am, please move your dog. I need that seat." The French woman looked down her nose at the American, sniffed and said, You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little FiFi is using that seat?" The American walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there?. I'm very tired." The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted: "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant....!" The American didn't say anything else, he leaned over, picked up the dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her honor and chastise the American. She tried to scratch his eyes out and yelld so hard that it took five minutes and several men to hold her still and calm her down. Looking around aggressively, she was obviously busy plotting her revenge against everyone around her. A well spoken English man sitting across the aisle lowered the book he was reading and spoke up indignantly: "You know, Sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, Sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window..."
Another 2003 Joke: French Mustard "The makers of French's Mustard made the following recent statement: "We at the French's Company wish to put an end to statements that our product is manufactured in France. There is no relationship, nor has there ever been a relationship, between our mustard and the country of France. Indeed, our mustard is manufactured in Rochester, NY. The only thing we have in common is that we are both yellow!"
man went to his lawyer and said, "I would like to make a will but I don't know exactly how to go about it." The lawyer said, "No problem, leave it to me." The man looked somewhat upset and said, "I would like to leave a little to my children too!"
So many idiots in this world... (a visual joke - link below) http://www.ivygateblog.com/2007/04/goodness-gracious-updated/
Justice At Last Judge: Havenât I seen you before? Man: Yes, Your Honor. I taught your daughter how to play the drums. Judge, banging the gavel as hard as he can: Guilty! Twenty years!!
lol. Probably should get those kids some toys for Christmas. "Hey, Joey look what I got for Christmas, Axe spray". "What's that?" "Watch"
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A Nutmeg Kind Of Funny Lady, this vacuum cleaner will cut your work in half. Good. Iâll take two of them!
"Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when congressional democrats lose theirs."--paraphrase of Ronald Reagan quip