Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. And it's a damn fine bit!!!!! It deserves a Http://www.instantrimshot.com

    Seriously good.
     
    #3241     Oct 10, 2008
  2. Yannis

    Yannis

    Learning Good Salesmanship

    An inexperienced real estate salesman asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry customer who had discovered that the lot he had bought from him recently was under water.

    “What kind of salesman are you? Idiot!” the boss scolded... “Get out there and sell him a boat, right now!!”

    :) :) :)
     
    #3242     Oct 10, 2008
  3. Yannis

    Yannis

  4. Welcome to our newest member, Pete North
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    Wonder if he's going to post about the money shot. Seems appropiate, this being a finance site and all.
     
    #3244     Oct 10, 2008
  5. Dear friends,

    I just read an article on the dangers of heavy drinking....
    Scared the s..t out of me.
    So that's it!
    After today, no more reading!
     
    #3245     Oct 10, 2008
  6. Pour you a beer, Nutmeg?"

    "Alright, but stop me at one....make that one-thirty
     
    #3246     Oct 10, 2008
  7. "What's the story Nutmeg?"

    "Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer."

    "What's going on Nutmeg?"

    "The question is what's going in.

    Another beer please.
     
    #3247     Oct 10, 2008
  8. A mother is with her 5 year old boy at the zoo when they reach the
    elephant cage.

    The 5 year old boy looks with amazement at the large beast and says
    to his Mom, "What's that long thing hanging down from the elephant?"

    Mom replies "That's his trunk."

    The little boy goes, "I know that, the thing to the other side of
    the trunk."

    The Mom replies "Oh, that's his tail."

    The boy goes, "I know that! No, what's that big thing hanging down
    in between the trunk and tail."

    Mother, wanting to avoid this subject at all costs, just says "Oh,
    that's nothing" and whisks him off to the next exhibit.

    Two weeks later he goes to the same zoo with his dad. They are at
    the elephant exhibit and he asks his dad "What's that long thing
    hanging down from the elephant?"

    The dad replies, "That's his trunk."

    "No, behind that!" says the kid.

    "Oh, well that's his tail" replies the father.

    "NO, in-between the trunk and the tail!" yells the kid.

    Dad replies, "Son, that's the elephant's penis."

    The kid, a bit puzzled, tells his dad, "But Mom said it was nothing."

    Dad replied, "Well, your mom's been spoiled."
     
    #3248     Oct 11, 2008
  9. sho-tim

    sho-tim

    Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, a smart blonde, and a fannie mae executive are walking down the street when they spot a $100 bill on the ground. Who gets it?
    Nobody. The first four don't exist and the fannie mae executive didn't feel like bending over for a measly $100.
     
    #3249     Oct 12, 2008
  10. sho-tim

    sho-tim

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    Look! Up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's Nancy Pelosi!
     
    #3250     Oct 12, 2008