Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. poyayan

    poyayan

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    #3191     Oct 2, 2008
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    this made a lot of folks smile in a tough time. Enjoy.
     
    #3192     Oct 2, 2008
  3. Humpy

    Humpy

    Sign seen in Swiss Hotel
    "We take your bags and send them in all directions"
     
    #3193     Oct 3, 2008
  4. sho-tim

    sho-tim

    Ninety-nine percent of democrats give the rest a bad name.
     
    #3194     Oct 3, 2008
  5. sho-tim

    sho-tim

    A conservative think tank believes they have finally found a crime to enforce against transvestites.

    Male fraud.
     
    #3195     Oct 3, 2008
  6. What time does the Chinese man go to the dentist?


    (point to your jaw as you say this)
    Tooth - Hurty!!!
     
    #3196     Oct 3, 2008
  7. sho-tim

    sho-tim

    How do you tick off a lady archeologist?

    Hand her a used tampon and ask her what period it came from.
     
    #3197     Oct 3, 2008
  8. Why did the TSA employee cross the road?

    He thought the tampon was a plastic explosive.

    ahahahahah I crack myself up.:D
     
    #3198     Oct 3, 2008
  9. sho-tim

    sho-tim

    q. How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?
    a. With a crowbar.



    q. Why did the little Greek boy run away from home?
    a. He didn't like the way he was being reared.
     
    #3199     Oct 3, 2008
  10. Nutmeg,

    Are you implying that tsa employees are dumb and will run from danger?

    Hey, shit happens.

    When I went through Chi and asked a few questions about a stupid souvenier, they brought some one over to answer my question who was much bigger than me. I let him win.

    :D
     
    #3200     Oct 3, 2008