Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. sho-tim

    sho-tim

    I HAVE FOUR TICKETS TO A MAJOR POLITICAL EVENT IF ANYBODY WANTS THEM.
    ROBBIE KNEIVEL, SON OF THE INFAMOUS EVIL KNEIVEL IS GOING TO JUMP OVER
    5000 OBAMA SUPPORTERS WITH A BULLDOZER AT TEXAS STADIUM.

    SHOULD BE A GOOD TIME. LET ME KNOW
     
    #3181     Oct 1, 2008
  2. That would be like being at a Gallagher show when he smashes the watermelon. if you're in the front, wear a smock.
     
    #3182     Oct 1, 2008
  3. Yannis

    Yannis

    LOL! Some of us may want to volunteer to get the bulldozer ready for this event and check it at the last moment, gas, steering, brakes, make sure it's up to the task or something...

    :) :) :)
     
    #3183     Oct 1, 2008
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    #3184     Oct 1, 2008
  5. Well I'm going to bed and finish reading my book, "Greed and Glory on Wall Street, The Fall of the House of Lehman" circa 1986.

    When I finish this I'm going to start reading books published in 1987.
     
    #3185     Oct 1, 2008
  6. Yannis

    Yannis

    #3186     Oct 2, 2008
  7. sho-tim

    sho-tim

    What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
    Juan on Juan.


    What is the difference between a sin and shame?
    It's a sin to stick it in and a shame to take it out.
     
    #3187     Oct 2, 2008
  8. 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

    Quatro Sinko


    Why do Mexicans have noses?

    So they something to pick in winter.
     
    #3188     Oct 2, 2008
  9. sho-tim

    sho-tim

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    #3189     Oct 2, 2008