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A man looking for love sent his picture and a few well chosen words to the Lonely Hearts Club.

The reply came back: “We understand but we are not THAT lonely!”

 

Did you know the toothbrush was invented by the French?
If it had been invented by anyone else it would have been called the Teethbrush.



Q. What is the difference between a frenchwoman and a basketball team?
A. The basketball team showers after 4 periods.

 

Since we're telling this style of joke...

Why is Italy shaped like a boot?
Because they could not fit all that shit in a shoe.

Why do Italian women wear long dresses?
To hide the fly tape.

 

Four flies are trapped in a jar. There are three female flies, and one male fly. They all want to escape, but don't know how. One of the female flies says to the male fly,"I want to escape. How do I do it?"

To which the male fly responds, "Fuck me and I'll tell you."
The female fly is puzzled, but consents to the male fly's demands.
After he has his way with her, she asks how to get out of the jar.
"Fly up to the top, and smash your head against the lid," the male fly
responds.

So the female fly flies up to the top, smashes her head on the top, gets
knocked out unconscious, and falls to the bottom of the jar, dead.

A second female fly asks the male, "I want to escape. How do I do it?"
The Male fly responds, "Fuck me and I'll Tell you."
Again, the female fly has her doubts, but figures what has she got to lose, so
she fucks the male fly, he tells her to fly up to the top of the jar and smash
her head against the lid, she does this, falls to the bottom, and dies.

The third female fly asks the male how to escape, the male tells the female,
"Fuck me and I'll tell you," she does, he tells her what to do, she does it,
and falls to the bottom and dies.

Now, the male fly is the only alive one in the jar. He escapes.

 

"Now, the male fly is the only alive one in the jar. He escapes."

But.. but.. "How did the fly escape?"

 

"Fuck me and I'll Tell you."

 

OK. I want you to subscribe to Timothy Sykes website.

Now, I"ve fucked you. How'd he get out?

 

Hank Paulson just called; he wants to take you up on that!

 

You guys are tough. Never thought it would come to this.

This stupid joke has a moral and telling ya would ruin my rep.