Why does barney frank have such a tough guy reputation? Because when he was growing up, he licked every kid around.
John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the after shave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse,"The second barber turned to McCain and said, "How about you?" McCain replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
The entire graduating class of students is going to the beach after commencement. Who or what is "going to the beach"? A class (singular tense noun) Class is the noun. Therefore (is) is in the singular tense. If the sentence were "All students are going to the beach" then we would ask "who is going to the beach?" and the answer would be "students" (plural) and as such, we would use a plural form (are). Make sense?
The sexual position formerly known as the '69' is to be re-named the '96' Due to inflation,the cost of eating out has gone up!