Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. sho-tim

    sho-tim

    Researchers believe that 95% of homosexuals were born that way.
    The other 5% got sucked into it.
     
    #3161     Sep 30, 2008
  2. sho-tim

    sho-tim

    Why does barney frank have such a tough guy reputation?

    Because when he was growing up, he licked every kid around.
     
    #3162     Sep 30, 2008
  3. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    John McCain and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barbershop.
    As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.
    The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn
    to politics.
    As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair
    reached for the after shave.
    Obama was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell
    that and think I've been in a whorehouse,"The second barber turned to McCain and said, "How about you?" McCain replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
     
    #3163     Sep 30, 2008
  4. sho-tim

    sho-tim

    What is barney frank's name in chinese?

    Melikeemyung
     
    #3164     Sep 30, 2008
  5. That's funny, wish I'd said that.
     
    #3165     Sep 30, 2008
  6. While we are on the subject.

    2+2 is 5

    2+2 are 5

    2+2 makes 5

    Never been able to figure this one out.
     
    #3166     Sep 30, 2008
  7. The entire graduating class of students is going to the beach after commencement.



    Who or what is "going to the beach"?

    A class (singular tense noun)

    Class is the noun. Therefore (is) is in the singular tense.

    If the sentence were "All students are going to the beach" then we would ask "who is going to the beach?" and the answer would be "students" (plural) and as such, we would use a plural form (are).

    Make sense?
     
    #3167     Sep 30, 2008
  8. Only biology class.
    One on one instruction!
     
    #3168     Sep 30, 2008
  9. The sexual position formerly known as the '69' is to be re-named the '96'

    Due to inflation,the cost of eating out has gone up!
     
    #3170     Oct 1, 2008