I googled cow and apple. HYGIENE â Residents here say a cow named Apple chased off a bear that had climbed into her favorite apple tree. Jack McDonald of Hygiene, about 30 miles northwest of Denver, says the bear had climbed out of the tree when the cow approached it Sunday afternoon. McDonald says the animals touched noses and hung out together for a bit before Apple chased the bear off. "It was hilarious," McDonald says. There's no sign that either animal was hurt. Apple belongs to McDonald's landlady, Nancy Dayton, who has a house and three rental units on 14 acres. Dayton says Apple weighs about 1,200 pounds and is more pet than livestock. She got her name because she loves to eat apples from the tree the bear had invaded
A bunch of bees is (are?) migrating north and one of them has to use the bathroom. Where do they go? To the BP of course! (a third grade teacher told me that one last night)
One bunch = 1, and hence is, or Bees = many, and hence are The entire graduating class of students is (or are) going to the beach after commencement. (and I never knew why they call the very end, the commencement)
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she'd be Kitty Twitty. If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono. If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali. If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho. If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra. If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting.
Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky Since you look such a mess, Use the hem of your dress And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.