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Mother's milk is not that big a deal. But the containers it comes in are really cute.

PS. These Peta people need to be deported.

PETA Urges Ben & Jerry's To Use Human Milk


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VERMONT -- People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sent a letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, cofounders of Ben & Jerry's Homemade Inc., urging them to replace cow's milk they use in their ice cream products with human breast milk, according to a statement recently released by a PETA spokeswoman.

"PETA's request comes in the wake of news reports that a Swiss restaurant owner will begin purchasing breast milk from nursing mothers and substituting breast milk for 75 percent of the cow's milk in the food he serves," the statement says.

PETA officials say a move to human breast milk would lessen the suffering of dairy cows and their babies on factory farms and benefit human health.

 

I think it was last year they were promoting the use of "cheese" from a womans "virginny" to save wear and tear on goats in the production of cheeze whiz. That never went anywhere either.

 

Speaking Of Animals

A city slicker moves to the country and decides he’s going to take up farming. He heads to the local co-op and tells the man, “Give me a hundred baby chickens.”
The co-op man complies. A week later the man returns and says, “Give me two hundred baby chickens.” The co-op man complies.
Again, a week later the man returns. This time he says, “Give me five-hundred baby chickens.”
“Wow! The co-op man replies “You must really be doing well!”
“Naw,” said the man with a sigh. “I’m either planting them too deep or too far apart!”

 

Bill Clinton is walking out of the Arkansas State Fair carrying a pig under his arm, and on the way out he runs into a farmer he used to know when he was Governor. The farmer says, "Hey Bill, what's with the pig?" Clinton answers, "I got it for Hillary." The farmer thinks about it and says, "Good swap."

 

Thw shortest job I ever had was working on a chicken farm. I lasted about 2 1/2 hours. It probably took me two days to get the chicken shit off my boots and I never did get the smell out of my nose, feathers everywhere. There were probably 10,000 chickens in that barn.

 

Why did the democrats keep getting fired at the M&M factory?

answer: They kept throwing out the W's.

 

A woman attending the democratic national convention walked into a supermarket and bought:

1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving of cereal
1 single serving frozen dinner
1 can of Soup For One
1 16oz can of Miller Lite

The guy at the checkout looks at her and says, "Single, are you?"

The woman smiles sweetly and replies, "How did you guess?"

He replies, "Because you're ugly."

 

My guess is you never smelled pig shit. It'll get the smell of chicken shit out of your mind in a hurry.

 

north carolina: pigshit capital of the south.

 

FIRST National Bank of Wash DC has been trying to drum up business for years with this sign.

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