Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

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    I just think the gov is in the wrong sector. They should be taking over defensive stocks in a market like this. Maybe some technology. But they aren't diversifying. Too heavily weighted in the financial sector.

    Maybe they'll get lucky, and some consumer non durable will get into trouble and they can bail them out.
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    Fly, that was one funny comment. I just had to repost it here.

    :D :D :D
     
    #3081     Sep 17, 2008
  2. Yannis

    Yannis

    A Repeat, But Still Funny

    A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."

    Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." She was incredibly ticked now.

    The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again. When the lady walked past the store that day after work theparrot called to her, "Hey lady."

    She paused and said,"Yes?"

    The bird whispered, "...You know...."

    :) :) :)
     
    #3082     Sep 17, 2008
  3. sho-tim

    sho-tim

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    #3083     Sep 17, 2008
  4. sho-tim

    sho-tim

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    #3084     Sep 17, 2008
  5. Doc: You have to stop masturbating!!

    Patient: But why!??!??

    Doc: I need to give you a check-up!
     
    #3085     Sep 18, 2008
  6. sho-tim

    sho-tim

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    #3086     Sep 19, 2008
  7. sho-tim

    sho-tim

    Man that lives next door to Mike Hunt.

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    #3087     Sep 20, 2008
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  9. TGregg

    TGregg

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    #3089     Sep 21, 2008
  10. TGregg

    TGregg

    ^@#%()(@! Warn somebody before you post that! Holy crap! I suppose they could have put black boxes over the naughty bits (those faces) but the gestures would have to stay.

    And those teeth! A little too much mule in the bloodline.
     
    #3090     Sep 21, 2008