Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. "What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

    "Nothing, chimneys can't talk."

    Ha, not very funny is it?

    Being long FRE is not very funny either this weekend.
     
    #3031     Sep 6, 2008
  2. I'm not a Doctor, did stay in a holiday inn one time. But I did have a chick request a slipadickinme. did it outpatient to keep the fees low.
     
    #3032     Sep 6, 2008
  3. What do you call it when you remove someone's tonsils?
    Tonsilectomy.

    What do you call it when you remove someone's appendix?
    Appendectomy.

    What do you call it when you change a woman into a man?
    Addadicktome.
     
    #3033     Sep 6, 2008
  4. nuts on a wall? Wall nuts.
    nuts on a chest? Chestnuts.

    nuts on a chin? dick in your mouth.
     
    #3034     Sep 6, 2008
  5. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

    She choked.
     
    #3035     Sep 6, 2008
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    #3036     Sep 6, 2008
  7. One night, a torrential rain soaked South Louisiana; the next morning
    the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes
    there.

    Mrs. Boudreaux was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Mrs. Thibodaux,
    waiting for help to come.

    Mrs. Thibodaux noticed a lone baseball cap floating near the house.
    Then she saw it float far out into the front yard, then float all the way
    back to the house; it kept floating away from the house, then back in.

    Her curiosity got the best of her, so she asked Mrs. Boudreaux, "Do you
    see that baseball cap floating away from the house, then back again?"

    Mrs. Boudreaux said, "Oh yes, that's my husband; I told him he was going
    to cut the grass today come Hell or high water!"
     
    #3037     Sep 6, 2008
  8. From the files of Dr Stunata:

    Nutmeg the artist.

    Nutmeg tried to concentrate on his work, but the attraction he felt
    for his model finally became irresistible. He threw down his palette,
    took her in his arms and kissed her.

    She pushed him away. "Maybe your other models let you kiss them," she
    said.

    "I've never tried to kiss a model before," he swore.

    "Really," she said, softening. "How many models have there been?"

    "Four," he replied. "A jug, two apples and a vase."
     
    #3038     Sep 6, 2008
  9. The photo below captures a disturbing trend that is beginning to affect wildlife in the US.


    Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democrat Party, as they have apparently learned to simply sit and wait for the government to provide for their care and sustenance.
     
    #3039     Sep 7, 2008
  10. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    New Alaska License Plate caption.



    Alaska

    where the air is cold and the Governor is hot
     
    #3040     Sep 7, 2008