"What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? "Nothing, chimneys can't talk." Ha, not very funny is it? Being long FRE is not very funny either this weekend.
I'm not a Doctor, did stay in a holiday inn one time. But I did have a chick request a slipadickinme. did it outpatient to keep the fees low.
What do you call it when you remove someone's tonsils? Tonsilectomy. What do you call it when you remove someone's appendix? Appendectomy. What do you call it when you change a woman into a man? Addadicktome.
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One night, a torrential rain soaked South Louisiana; the next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes there. Mrs. Boudreaux was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Mrs. Thibodaux, waiting for help to come. Mrs. Thibodaux noticed a lone baseball cap floating near the house. Then she saw it float far out into the front yard, then float all the way back to the house; it kept floating away from the house, then back in. Her curiosity got the best of her, so she asked Mrs. Boudreaux, "Do you see that baseball cap floating away from the house, then back again?" Mrs. Boudreaux said, "Oh yes, that's my husband; I told him he was going to cut the grass today come Hell or high water!"
From the files of Dr Stunata: Nutmeg the artist. Nutmeg tried to concentrate on his work, but the attraction he felt for his model finally became irresistible. He threw down his palette, took her in his arms and kissed her. She pushed him away. "Maybe your other models let you kiss them," she said. "I've never tried to kiss a model before," he swore. "Really," she said, softening. "How many models have there been?" "Four," he replied. "A jug, two apples and a vase."
The photo below captures a disturbing trend that is beginning to affect wildlife in the US. Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democrat Party, as they have apparently learned to simply sit and wait for the government to provide for their care and sustenance.