⢠Michael Roberson: What's the difference between a "community organizer" and a Chihuahua? The Chuhuahua will eventually shut up. ⢠Bob Vorick: What's the difference between a "community organizer" and a puppy? One will grow up to become a loyal servant of mankind. ⢠O. Nara: What's the difference between a "community organizer" and a shih tzu? Zu.
From http://www.imao.us/: Everyone seems to be making fun of community organizers, but I want you to take a look at a few communities that didn't have community organizers and see what happened to them: * Sodom and Gomorrah: Smote by God. * Chicago, 1871: Set on fire by a cow. * Atlantis: So disorganized by lack of a community organizer that people even forgot where it is. * Rome: What caused the fall of the Roman Empire? They got rid of their community organizer. * The Ewok Village: Occupied by a rebel alliance and forced into a war that didn't concern them. * Gotham City: Terrorized by a guy dressed like a clown and the only one to turn to is some wacko dressed like a bat. If only these communities had an Al Sharpton, think how much better off they'd be.
Speaking of what happened in history. There was a period of time in history when someone lost the recipe for making cement. Seriously, civilization was progressing along fine, then bada bing bada boom, cement was a non issue. I don't know if Emiral of Portland died or what but *poof* next thing you know, they introduce the wheel barrow event in the Greek Olympics because no one knew what a wheel barrow was used for.
Al Sharpton and Jerry Lewis. Two of a kind. Both appear to help their causes tirelessly, year after year, and nothing gets better. At least Congress makes n o bones about it. They're there for themselves.
Both appear to help their causes tirelessly, year after year, and nothing gets better. --------------- The medical community hasn't cured anything since Polio.
In Britain the hospitals are full of super-bugs. You go in for the cure of a pimple and are lucky to come out alive !! They reckon Dr. Mengele's son is in charge Scares off the hypochondriacs I guess
A buddy of mine went for knee replacement, and staph infection got behind the new knee - about killed him. Only thing that relates to joke thread is, he constantly steals my stuff. Worse, when I see him, he tells me my own jokes. I always tease him. When I'm going to see him, I tell him, 'great. Been a while since I've heard my jokes.'
I got a staff infection too. It was when I checked into a Sleep Clinic. Apparently I was suffering from a rare parasomnia of having sex while I sleep. Zzzzzzzz. I having sex right now Zzzzzzz. Hoep I don't get another stapff infection.