Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. sho-tim

    sho-tim

    • Michael Roberson: What's the difference between a "community organizer" and a Chihuahua? The Chuhuahua will eventually shut up.

    • Bob Vorick: What's the difference between a "community organizer" and a puppy? One will grow up to become a loyal servant of mankind.

    • O. Nara: What's the difference between a "community organizer" and a shih tzu? Zu.
     
    #3021     Sep 5, 2008
  2. Why did the community organizer cross the road?

    He was looking for some crack.
     
    #3022     Sep 5, 2008
  3. Why did Mary Poppins, Dick Tracy and Jive Turkey cross the road?

    To get to the voting machines.
     
    #3023     Sep 5, 2008
  4. TGregg

    TGregg

    From http://www.imao.us/:

    Everyone seems to be making fun of community organizers, but I want you to take a look at a few communities that didn't have community organizers and see what happened to them:

    * Sodom and Gomorrah: Smote by God.

    * Chicago, 1871: Set on fire by a cow.

    * Atlantis: So disorganized by lack of a community organizer that people even forgot where it is.

    * Rome: What caused the fall of the Roman Empire? They got rid of their community organizer.

    * The Ewok Village: Occupied by a rebel alliance and forced into a war that didn't concern them.

    * Gotham City: Terrorized by a guy dressed like a clown and the only one to turn to is some wacko dressed like a bat.

    If only these communities had an Al Sharpton, think how much better off they'd be.
     
    #3024     Sep 5, 2008
  5. Speaking of what happened in history.

    There was a period of time in history when someone lost the recipe for making cement. Seriously, civilization was progressing along fine, then bada bing bada boom, cement was a non issue. I don't know if Emiral of Portland died or what but *poof* next thing you know, they introduce the wheel barrow event in the Greek Olympics because no one knew what a wheel barrow was used for.
     
    #3025     Sep 6, 2008
  6. Al Sharpton and Jerry Lewis. Two of a kind. Both appear to help their causes tirelessly, year after year, and nothing gets better.

    At least Congress makes n o bones about it. They're there for themselves.
     
    #3026     Sep 6, 2008
  7. Both appear to help their causes tirelessly, year after year, and nothing gets better.
    ---------------

    The medical community hasn't cured anything since Polio.
     
    #3027     Sep 6, 2008
  8. Humpy

    Humpy

    In Britain the hospitals are full of super-bugs. You go in for the cure of a pimple and are lucky to come out alive !!

    They reckon Dr. Mengele's son is in charge

    Scares off the hypochondriacs I guess
     
    #3028     Sep 6, 2008
  9. A buddy of mine went for knee replacement, and staph infection got behind the new knee - about killed him.

    Only thing that relates to joke thread is, he constantly steals my stuff. Worse, when I see him, he tells me my own jokes.

    I always tease him. When I'm going to see him, I tell him, 'great. Been a while since I've heard my jokes.'
     
    #3029     Sep 6, 2008
  10. I got a staff infection too. It was when I checked into a Sleep Clinic. Apparently I was suffering from a rare parasomnia of having sex while I sleep.

    Zzzzzzzz. I having sex right now Zzzzzzz. Hoep I don't get another stapff infection.
     
    #3030     Sep 6, 2008