Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Capitalize 'frog'. 'Clitoris licking Frog..........."
     
    #2811     Jul 19, 2008
  2. That works. I checked it on google image, and if you put in small "f" frog you get a mammal ( moi preffered speelling)but if you put in a capital "F" frog you get images of French people. dang.
     
    #2812     Jul 19, 2008
  3. noparole

    noparole

    What's the USELESS piece of skin around a woman's CUNT?















    THE WOMAN
     
    #2813     Jul 19, 2008
  4. TOP TEN THINGS TO DO WITH YOUR NOSE WHEN YOU’RE BORED…

    10) Look down it at somebody

    09) Poke it into someone else’s business

    08) Snoop around with it

    07) Get it out of joint

    06) Cut it off to spite your face

    05) Pay through it

    04) Find something right under it

    03) See past it

    02) Keep it clean

    01) Get it stuck in a book
     
    #2814     Jul 20, 2008
  5. The preacher preached for twenty minutes. He preached for 30 minutes, then forty minutes and then for an hour.

    He even continued for an hour and ten minutes.

    Finally, a brother sitting on the front row took a song book and threw it at the preacher that was still going strong in his message.

    The preacher saw the song book as it was hurled his way and he ducked.

    The song book hit Nutmeg sitting in the choir section. As he was going down to the ground you could hear Nutmeg say, "Hit me again, I can still hear him preaching!"
     
    #2815     Jul 20, 2008
  6. On cnn today, McCain was sharing a golf cart with herbert walker bush. In front of McCain there was a sign on the windshield that read, "Property of 41", Do not touch".

    Now if McCain is indeed a property of Bush 41, how can anyone deny it.
     
    #2816     Jul 21, 2008
  7. Not sure where I at with this but I went long some cheddar cheese futures and heard on the street a mouse ate the cheese. Am I fucked or what?
     
    #2817     Jul 21, 2008
  8. MGJ

    MGJ

    Nope. If you don't plan to accept delivery (if you plan either to exit the position before delivery, or to roll it over into a farther-out month), it ain't your problem. And if you do plan to accept delivery, you are protected by the exchange's Specifications For Delivery. One of the benefits of exchange traded futures contracts. :p If you were speculating off-exchange by means of warehouse receipts, and if your counterparty failed to insure the stored goods, and if you failed to inspect the goods before delivery, then you'd be up a stump. But you wisely chose exchange traded futures contracts and avoided the problem completely.

    You can learn much more by reading up on "the cost of carry" of physical commodities. Transportation, storage, insurance, and financing (interest) are all part of the equation.

    Obligatory joke: What's a musician's definition of PERFECT PITCH?

    Answer: That's when you throw a banjo into the dumpster and it lands on an accordian.
     
    #2818     Jul 22, 2008
  9. Thank you very much MG.
     
    #2819     Jul 22, 2008
  10. In a recent case, BP settled a suit that alleged the company tried to corner the propane market to inflate prices in 2003 and 2004.
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    I could understand silver but propane? Isn't that a gas? Must be hard trying to wave your arms trying to get a bunch of gas to stay in a corner. Not like you can stack it or anything.
     
    #2820     Jul 24, 2008