"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Fuck you said" "Fuck you said who?" "Me!" Sounds about right for a Nutmeg joke. You might have to read it a few times to understand it. Move your lips when you read it. In fact say it out loud, this always helps.
I tried that outloud at Church on my laptop. Father Bob was not pleased. Sister Mary Agony laughed like a hyiena though. I gave her your email.
don't pay her. Or, Tell her one of nutmeg's jokes........ http://www.instantrimshot.com/ Nut. Do you find yourself just hitting that rimshot for the hell of it?
My neighbor got his stimulus check. $1200.00. He figures he can buy a new SUV with it, or fill the gas tank. Not both.
Maybe Old But Still Funny How to Make a Woman Happy It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up naked 2. Bring beer!