Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. "knock Knock"
    "Who's there?"
    "Fuck you said"
    "Fuck you said who?"
    "Me!"

    Sounds about right for a Nutmeg joke. You might have to read it a few times to understand it. Move your lips when you read it. In fact say it out loud, this always helps.
     
    #2661     Jun 24, 2008
  2. I tried that outloud at Church on my laptop. Father Bob was not pleased. Sister Mary Agony laughed like a hyiena though. I gave her your email.
     
    #2662     Jun 24, 2008
  3. Yannis

    Yannis

    Were you stepping hard on her right foot?

    :) :) :)
     
    #2663     Jun 24, 2008
  4. How do you make a hormone?

    Step hard on her right foot.
     
    #2664     Jun 24, 2008
  5. don't pay her.

    Or,

    Tell her one of nutmeg's jokes........
    http://www.instantrimshot.com/


    Nut. Do you find yourself just hitting that rimshot for the hell of it?:D
     
    #2665     Jun 24, 2008
  6. My neighbor got his stimulus check. $1200.00. He figures he can buy a new SUV with it, or fill the gas tank. Not both.
     
    #2666     Jun 24, 2008
  7. Rocko1

    Rocko1

    <img src="http://poststuff5.entensity.net/062308/sorry.jpg">

    :D
     
    #2667     Jun 24, 2008
  8. Difference between Consensual Sex and Rape?

    When the check clears...
     
    #2668     Jun 25, 2008
  9. Yannis

    Yannis

    Maybe Old But Still Funny

    How to Make a Woman Happy

    It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a carpenter
    10. a plumber
    11. a mechanic
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a sexologist
    15. a gynecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organizer
    22. a good father
    23. very clean
    24. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent
    37. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous
    40. determined
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43. passionate
    44. compassionate

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

    45. give her compliments regularly
    46. love shopping
    47. be honest
    48. be very rich
    49. not stress her out
    50. not look at other girls

    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

    51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

    54. Never to forget:
    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * arrangements she makes


    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

    1. Show up naked
    2. Bring beer!

    :) :) :)
     
    #2669     Jun 25, 2008
  10. Yannis

    Yannis

    #2670     Jun 25, 2008