I know fox cunt did not make any sense. I just wanted to use the words fox cunt in a sentence. I can't stop cracking up over the fox cunt thread. (Sigh) now only my posts show up when you search for fox cunt.
Tip #1 for relieving stress..... AROMATHERAPY The relaxing scent of essential plant oils will relax your senses. And make you gay. For guys, the only acceptable aromatherapy is farting. You'll feel better.
George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use..... The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down..... Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border.... When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ... Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military... Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it..... After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country..... He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot..... . This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. .... If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo..... Problem solved.....
Sounds silly and cruel, but this is how my father-in-law became citizen back in 1944. He was born in England and was sent to his uncle in New York in 1941 as many British were afraid that the end was near. When he turned 20, the standing offer was that if those recent immigrants enlisted they would become citizens right away. So, he did and was sent to Europe, fought in Belgium, was wounded badly, and received a purple heart. The most patriotic American I know.
Jewish World Review May 13, 2008 / 8 Iyar 5768 Bill Clinton Switches to Obama By Andy Borowitz Latest Superdelegate Defection for Hillary http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | In what some Democratic Party insiders are calling a particularly ominous sign for Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign, former president Bill Clinton today became the latest superdelegate to switch from Sen. Clinton to her rival, Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill). Sources close to the former president said that Mr. Clinton had been mulling such a defection for weeks, as early as the night of the Iowa primary, but that he only decided to make his decision public today. "The American people want change," Mr. Clinton said at a press conference in New York. "Lord knows I do." The former president said that "sometimes, at the end of a race, you have to put an old horse down," adding, "I'm not speaking metaphorically." Mr. Clinton fueled speculation that he was seeking a role in an Obama administration, saying, "I know my way around the Oval Office, and I know how the super-secret double-lock works." The former president said he would relish a return to the White House, calling his tenure there "good times." For her part, Sen. Clinton said that the defection of her husband would not deter her from staying in the race, adding, "To my knowledge, he's the only white voter Sen. Obama has." The New York senator denied that she was playing the race card, arguing, "Every other member of my family is supporting me, and by the way, they're white." Andy's Archives
The other day, she said she had a 'broad base'. Might be the first time I"ve agreed with something she said. Why she's so fat..............
Yesterday I bought a new gas-engine pressure washer. The owners manual said -- Beware of a) Explosion b) Fire c) Electric Shock d) Toxic Fumes e) Kickback f) Hot Surface g) Flying Objects h) Slippery Surface i) Fall j) Fluid Injection k) Moving Parts Someone please notify Homeland Security - if al-Qaeda hits a major population center with one of these things, the loss of life will be catastrophic. "Freeze sucker!" "Drop the wand."