Everybody wants to believe that when they were conceived, there were flowers, candles, softmusic. Let's face it. for some of us, whips, chains, collars, ballgags,,,,,,,,
Help me out here!!???!!! The rise and fall of a porn king Sun Herald [Sydney, AU], by Eammon Duff <img src=http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1916740/> Seen it all ... Greg Lasrado with Bill Clinton at a high-priced dinner.
I had my picture taken with a few famous people, makes me wonder, I hope they don't fuck up and ruin my rep. I think it is better to have pictures of other people pictures taken with famous people, just to be safe. Maybe from now on, I'm just going to have my picture taken, holding a photograph of famous people.
Dr Stu Nata, friends with problems and diagnosis I know a guy with arthritis gingivitis. He has bad breath from smoking joints. I know a girl who was a nymphomaniac kleptomaniac. Fox cunt stole all my condoms! Her sister had masturbation constipation. She was all backed up. Finally she was able to finish when she sat on a stool. I know a guy who suffers from erectile dementia. He is real head case. I know a guy who is a bi-polar bi-sexual bicyclist. His life is up and down, up and down, up and down the streets of San Francisco
A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back." "Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife. "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc. The husband didn 't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop ... But at the bar... You know ... They have frozen glasses... " He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be! Right back. I promise. OK?" "You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches. "But my sweet honey... At the bar. You know there's swearing, dirty words and all that..." "You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN ****! SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A DAMNED BAR! THAT **** IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKASS?" And....they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?
How do you know if your face looks like a fish? Pelican 'bombs' bather in Florida BBC News - 6 hours ago A woman required 20 stitches to her face after a pelican crashed into her in the sea off Florida, apparently diving for fish. The bird, which died in Thursday's collision, ripped a gash in [the woman's] face as she bathed near the city of St ... Diving pelican slams into swimmer's face in Gulf off Florida The Associated Press Woman vacationing in Florida hit by pelican, requires 25 stitches
Maybe she was a lesbo and ate some bad cooter and just smelled like fish, not all Pelicans have 20/20.
Dear Nutmeg- "Why won't my ex-girlfriend return my things?" signed --niceshoeswannafuck? Dear Mister Shoe She won't return them because she is a fox cunt.:eek: