Jokes 2

I understand this beauty was the inspiration for John Kay and Steppenwolfs' 'Born to Be Wild'.

I'm wearing the "security ' shirt in the background.

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The tat on her left leg looks like a picture of Herbert Hoover.

Re the security procedure, what were you doing? Getting a drink?

 

Old tatoo lady haiku

Some women are wines
This is not one of those wines
Ack, Ack, & cough puke

 

What's John McBush doing in the middle ? Thought they were all safely in the happy hunting ground decades ago !

 

Her hair looks nice.

 

I'm saving my vote for when we get a presidential candidate who was born on July 3 or December 26 th, this way if they made it a holiday we'd get an extra day off.

 

Two knights walk into a castle....which is kind of funny because you would think the second one would have seen it.

 

All you have to do is wait till one dies.

 

When the Gipper passed, he was what, 93? And he had Alzeimhers' for , oh, I forget how long.

So the guy breaks in on the News and says, "Ronald Reagan has passed at the age of 93. We still haven't received a cause of death.........."

Like, he was jogging, and was hit by a car.

 

Romantic Q&A

Frank was madly in love with Susan, but couldn’t get up enough courage to pop the question face to face. Finally he decided to ask her on the telephone, gathered his courage and blurted it out.

Frank: “Darling! Will you marry me?”
Susan: “Of course, I will, you silly boy.”
Frank: "Thank you, I'm the happiest man in the world!"
Susan: “... hmmmm ... Who’s this?”