My dick is like Barbra Streisand, it's ugly, too skinny, the only people who like it are gay or middle aged fat women, and it hasn't done any meaningful work in decades.
LET's OFFEND EVERYONE >Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem? >A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat >Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? >A. A different bar >Q. What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby? >A. Sum Ting Wong >Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? >A. A speech impediment >Q. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at half-mast? >A. They're hiring >Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? >A. Because they're not going to work in the future either. >Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? >A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe. >Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the & F' word? >A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell 'BINGO!' >Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale??? >A. A northern fairytale begins, 'Once upon a time...' and a southern fairy tale begins, 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this Chit! >Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? >A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States .
So I'm waiting at the bar for my blind date "Amy" to show up. After about an hour I went outside on the side walk to wait. A girl was walking by and I asked "Are you Amy?" She said "Yes, are you Nutmeg?" I said "Yes" Then she said "I'm not Amy"
Redd Foxx line from the Nixon election: "Nixon's new campaign slogan - Ain't nobody can lick our Dick (Old, but couldn't resist, sorry, LOL). Don