Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

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    #2391     Apr 30, 2008
  2. This is one of my all time favorites, and I really keep it to myself, because there are occasions where it's so suitable. I actually sent it to Patrick Byrne after he had one of his famous fights with CNBC. For you guys, because you mean so much to me, I'm gonna share. Just use it judiciously, and we'll enjoy it for years. As an aside, I always loved the look on the office managers face, like the cartoonist was stoned, and really worked hard to be sure it came out just right. Ready????

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    #2392     Apr 30, 2008
  3. I've had people send me bouquets of "Fuck You's" without the flowers of course.
     
    #2393     Apr 30, 2008
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    #2394     Apr 30, 2008
  5. Yannis

    Yannis

    A True Story

    Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

    The frog said to the princess, " I once was a rich and handsome young prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into my old form and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, introduce me to your beautiful, unattached girlfriends, and forever feel happy doing so."

    That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she kept smiling to herself and saying, "I don't THINK so!!!"

    :) :) :)
     
    #2395     May 1, 2008
  6. She dined on frog legs?????

    This is a very unhoppy ending.
     
    #2396     May 1, 2008
  7. Another baby picture, beats doing homework.


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    #2397     May 1, 2008
  8. My baby picture. Am I lucky, 'er what???

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    #2398     May 1, 2008
  9. As many of you know, I am somewhat of a Biblical Scholar. I thought I would share with you the incident that proved to us, as scholars that the Christ had a sense of humor.

    You all remember the parable of Jesus throwing the money changers from the Temple. What is not widely known is, upon escorting the last of the Scoundrels to the door, He winked, and said , "Hey, Pal. Got two tens for a five.?"

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    #2399     May 1, 2008
  10. Hear about the guy with 5 dicks?

    His pants fit him like a glove.
     
    #2400     May 1, 2008