I remember my first blind date. We agreed to meet at a restaurant. When she showed up, i couldn't beleive it, she was pregnant. We talked a while and she told me she had a fight with her boyfriend. I told her, to tell her boyfriend, the next time they fight he should knock her down not knock her up.
THE HALF-WIT A man owned a small farm in Tennessee. The Tennessee Dept. of Labor claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. 'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the agent. 'Well,' replied the farmer, 'there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.' 'That's the guy I want to talk to --- the half-wit,' says the agent. 'That would be me,â replied the farmer. Now that rings a bell somehow ?!
ba da boom If it makes you fell any better, I get 40 emails a day from people wanting to help you - guaranteed.
A friend told me that in College, her roommate one year was an almost blind girl, had about 5% of her vision but still needed a white cane, etc. At some point, several friends arranged a "group date" to attend a concert and go to a restaurant afterwards that included another student who was also mostly blind. Things went well - everyone was happy to hear that a couple years later those two got married. Not funny, but true.
In my twenties, I remember overhearing my boss, his friends and a few of his customers complaining about their "tax problems" I always said to myself "sheesh, I wish I had a tax problem". I studied, worked hard and got my wish - I had tax problems.