Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. #2312     Apr 9, 2008
  2. <img src=http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1877670/>
     
    #2313     Apr 10, 2008
  3. Yannis

    Yannis

    Excellent Observation

    “Now, that looks like a happily married couple!” remarks the husband.
    “Don’t be too sure, my Dear," smiles the wife, "they are probably saying the same thing about us...”

    :) :) :)
     
    #2314     Apr 10, 2008
  4. One muslim lady told another muslim lady:

    "my child is going to grow up to be a martyr".

    The other muslim lady said in response:

    "they blow up so fast."

    :eek: :eek: :eek:
     
    #2315     Apr 10, 2008
  5. Sorry.......

    <img src=http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1879498/>
     
    #2316     Apr 11, 2008
  6. Yannis

    Yannis

    Jay Leno Again

    Q: With all these problems plaguing the Airline Industry, is it safe to fly?
    A: Flying is fine - it's the landing that's a crap-shoot!

    Q: While inspecting a plane, what do you look for first and foremost?
    A: Loose change at the seats!

    :) :) :)
     
    #2317     Apr 11, 2008
  7. Tough times in the real estate market......
     
    #2318     Apr 11, 2008
  8. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there's a very simple answer.

    Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low.

    The reason for that is purely geographical. Our OIL is located in ALASKA, California, Coastal Florida, Coastal Louisiana, Kansas, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania and Texas.

    Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington, DC!!!

    Any Questions??? NO? Didn't think so.
     
    #2319     Apr 11, 2008
  9. There's two guys in there, and they aren't all that bad compared to the 'girls'.
     
    #2320     Apr 11, 2008